this isn't a joke, it's an actual monstrosity I'm being forced to contend with (on a website that, incidentally, only works on chrome for no clear reason) in order to complete my schoolwork
@Satsuma A holographic Ayn Rand gets taken down a few pegs. It also has eco-friendly pirates with a submarine and a murderous AI living under Disney World.
@neal *adds to library hold list* does it also have terrifying feats of powerpoint in it? or is this about the fighting Ayn Rand thing