@yomimono You're spending too much on housing if your utilities are only $120. I'd recommend finding something you can get a cheaper 30 year mortgage on to free up some family not dying money. If you can find an especially good deal (my mortgage is $270 fixed, but I don't know if I could find that again now) you could maybe even budget a little more for joke domain names.
@yomimono How much do you like the family? Could you replace them with cats?
@neal They are already cats 😍
@neal yeah, I stupidly got a 15-year mortgage and now my family is dying :(