I guess I'm not doing laundry tonight
Went into the basement to find that the hose coming out of the water heater sprung a couple tiny holes and were misting my basement for who knows how long. I tried to cut off water just to the heater, but the valve is high up and hard enough to turn that I ended up breaking off parts of the knob instead of closing the valve (commercial shutoffs are so much nicer than residential ones) so I gave the cat an early water refresh before closing the main. I'm wet.