Why doesn't the princess just wait for Bowser to go out on his bridge, jump on the axe and save herself? We all know she's capable of it.
@neal yeah the ‘this is all some elaborate kink thing between the three of them’ theory seems uncomfortably plausible
@Satsuma poor luigi
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@neal yeah the ‘this is all some elaborate kink thing between the three of them’ theory seems uncomfortably plausible