@mike mine

@neal perhaps the cat feels you are underdressed?

@mike doubtful.

@mike @neal weirdly passive aggressive of your feline companion

my pets would just /take/ my underpants

@dirtycommo @neal I had a cat once that used to take my socks from the laundry and deliver them to my housemate's room. Just socks.

@mike @neal

>here you go ^w^

human: uh.. thanks.. *leaves for work*

@mike @dirtycommo The previous cat would carry stuffed animals around the house, including ones multiple times her size so it would sometimes look like the big plush seal is roaming the house.

@neal @mike hahahahahahhahahahha

@Nikolai_Kingsley Fun fact: there's a custom full scale model catgirl in my living room. She's fully dressed.

@neal

i don't wonder to the point of looking it up, but i wonder if there are escorts who have cat-eye contacts, incisor-cap fangs and those hair-clips with cat ears, and if they charge extra to purr.

@Nikolai_Kingsley I'd expect the contacts to be the hardest part of that. I hear those are awful to wear.