PARENTS: remember to CHECK YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY.

Every year, people are giving AMERICAN CHOCOLATE to our CHILDREN when they TRICK or TREAT.

It might LOOK almost like REAL CHOCOLATE but DO NOT BE FOOLED. It tastes like HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, SHAREHOLDER DIVIDENDS and BROWNISH.

BE ON THE LOOKOUT. Don't let your children start believing that AMERICAN CHOCOLATE is how REAL FOOD TASTES or EVEN ANY GOOD.

@mhoye Don't forget about the wax.