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There's a sign near the beach with instructions on what to do if you're stung by a jellyfish and while most of the advice seems reasonable, the last is what you should do if you're unconscious and your heart has stopped. That's likely meant for whoever finds the body, but it's written as what the unconscious person should do.

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