Today's grocery bagger asked if I needed help getting my purchase out to the car and on the one hand I'm sure they've just been trained to start asking that, but I'm also thinking do I really look so feeble that this seems like a reasonable question to ask? (no, I don't) Then the coupon printer produced a couple of those fake coupons that are good for a future coupon. Can we get the millennials to kill that trend, please?