conspiracy theory
cats are using Toronto as a proving ground in efforts to take their global domination activities to the next level. It's the only way to explain so many people suddenly "accidentally" obtaining hundreds of cats.
"They say it is the second largest cat hoarding situation they have responded to this month." (it's May 5)
https://toronto.citynews.ca/2019/05/05/over-300-cats-rescued-from-single-toronto-apartment-unit/
@neal 😬
@neal *extremely Shaggy voice* it wasn't me
@neal wait
what