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cats are using Toronto as a proving ground in efforts to take their global domination activities to the next level. It's the only way to explain so many people suddenly "accidentally" obtaining hundreds of cats.
@neal wait
what
@gnomon
"They say it is the second largest cat hoarding situation they have responded to this month." (it's May 5)
https://toronto.citynews.ca/2019/05/05/over-300-cats-rescued-from-single-toronto-apartment-unit/
@neal 😬
@neal *extremely Shaggy voice* it wasn't me
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