Twist ending:
The fight scene that everyone expects at the end actually turns into an epic dance-off, with the fate of each crew's respective timeline at stake
Dear Paramount Executives,
The events in the Kelvin timeline would not affect the approach of the whale probe from Star Trek IV (1986)
Further, the Kelvin timeline diverged from the Prime timeline well after the events depicted in the 1980's in that film, so if Kelvin timeline Spock and Kirk go back to procure whales, they will meet themselves and have to fight
Hence I submit for your consideration the following unsolicited screenplay entitled "Star Trek The Whale Probe Again Oh No"
I'm thinking of slamming out a small ebook (heavily based on articles, blog posts, and other things that I've already written) to use as a promotional piece for the larger roasting book I'm working on, make available for people taking classes from me, and maybe also make available in exchange for money. Right now I'm thinking that I want to make that available in PDF and EPUB, but are there other formats that people might be interested in?
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Shelf elves are false idols created because it's no longer fashionable for the church to tell everybody that they're all sinners who deserve to burn in hell and all the horrors that await them there if they don't submit to some authority send toot.
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