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Hello!!!! Are you done with your cereal!!!! Can I have the milk!!!!!!!!

"Have a great day," is maybe not the best choice of words if the customer (me) looks like shit and is buying a giant bottle of pain killers.

:Trek: 

Twist ending:

The fight scene that everyone expects at the end actually turns into an epic dance-off, with the fate of each crew's respective timeline at stake

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:Trek: 

Dear Paramount Executives,

The events in the Kelvin timeline would not affect the approach of the whale probe from Star Trek IV (1986)

Further, the Kelvin timeline diverged from the Prime timeline well after the events depicted in the 1980's in that film, so if Kelvin timeline Spock and Kirk go back to procure whales, they will meet themselves and have to fight

Hence I submit for your consideration the following unsolicited screenplay entitled "Star Trek The Whale Probe Again Oh No"

This wood thrush is drawn to scale and it will destroy us all

Does your poll answer change if you know that I know how to use TeX?

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Let's make it a poll. What formats should I publish an ebook on coffee roasting in?

I'm thinking of slamming out a small ebook (heavily based on articles, blog posts, and other things that I've already written) to use as a promotional piece for the larger roasting book I'm working on, make available for people taking classes from me, and maybe also make available in exchange for money. Right now I'm thinking that I want to make that available in PDF and EPUB, but are there other formats that people might be interested in?

@debugninja@banana.dog Misskey has a checkbox you can set in your profile (like the user is a bot one) to self-identify as a cat. Cat users get cat ears drawn over their avi.

@debugninja@banana.dog Have you considered misskey's user is a cat feature but for corgis?

Does anybody have a series of books on tape or a podcast or a video series where it's just them reading terms of service or end user license agreements? I feel like that needs to be a thing.

religion, Christmas, mass surveilance, shelf elf, authoritarianism, shitpost 

Shelf elves are false idols created because it's no longer fashionable for the church to tell everybody that they're all sinners who deserve to burn in hell and all the horrors that await them there if they don't submit to some authority send toot.

Cat likes to rub her face over video game controllers.

them: what app is that?

me: um...it's just a social media thing...

them: oh? Can I-?

me: no no! this is, uh, a network for gay witches for communism. you wouldn't be interested...

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