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I asked the cat if she was good while I was at work and she answered no, so now I need to figure out what she did.

Someone is trying to make a coffee delivery. Hopefully they're able to navigate the road construction that their GPS wanted to send them through. (I suggested a better route, but they weren't able to find the streets on their map so...)

PSA: every "X the Y" character name can be improved by turning it into "X McY"

Sonic McHedgehog
Spyro McDragon
etc.

cat: look at me, I've got stuff on my face and I can't get it off.
cat: oh, you want to help? let me give you a tour of the house first.

I'm not sure why the cat thinks my elbow is a good pillow.

@Taweret@octodon.social The video evidence is compelling.

@The_Quantum_Alpha@mstdn.social The first three calls to printf() are missing a leading space. I'd give it a B-.

@cwebber@octodon.social cryptocurrency is sort of like cryptozoology, right?

I'm not at all surprised by this. The place has been mis-managed for a long time, pulling stuff like kicking out long time tenants right after they've done a contractually required renovation because a bigger store (that's also not there anymore) wanted the space, vending machines to compete with their food vendors, bad rent terms that make it really hard for smaller stores to break even, &c. So it's mostly empty. Unless you want Miku shirts or pretzels.

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The vaccination site that I went to was set up in what used to be a big store at the mall. The mall has definitely seen better days, but here's what you can buy at the local shopping mall: Hatsune Miku shirts, big pretzels. That's about it.

Got my vaccination appointment reminder email today. Getting jabbed tomorrow.

Email from a company that offers an expensive proprietary competitor to free software I wrote before they started: Our new feature solves another problem!

Me: Yes it does, that's why I implemented it in my software over a decade ago.

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