Neal Wilson ✅ @neal@social.typica.us

Started with the dumbest, fastest to write, least efficient implementation of a thing that should work and while in this particular case I know there's no way I'm going to ship this, I suspect that even a 10-15 year old computer would still run this at acceptable speed and I'm half tempted to test that idea.

It's cat o'clock.

You encounter a rubber laptop foot. The side that adheres to the laptop is slightly sticky. You check the bottom of the laptop. It still has all its feet.

The last thing I did at work was sanitizing stuff so of course the cat wants to be all over my bleachy hands.

Fancy eggs were almost 20 cents cheaper than normal eggs today so I got the fancy eggs. A while back the difference was smaller and I saw someone take the broken egg out of the last carton of the cheaper fancy eggs and swap it for an egg from the most expensive eggs the store had. I didn't say anything because it's not like I'm the egg police.

Anyway, I'm taking home a cake.

One of my employees came in with a bunch of cakes to give away (he's going to school for such things)

There's a cat foot on my foot

(don't need to show ID for root beer yet, no matter how insidious you think the beverage is)

Today's grocery shopping experience was a mixed bag. On the plus side, most of what I wanted was on sale, there was a staffed check out lane with a short line, and the checker caught on that I'd arranged things on the belt in a reasonable bagging order. On the minus side, I had to let them know that they didn't need to get a supervisor to card me for the root beer.

For the record, there's only been one instance of the site not taking orders and that was a joint effort between the service used to look up shipping rates changing its behavior when USPS discontinued regional rate boxes and my code not being robust against that change.

Online orders are surprisingly bursty. We can have no orders at all for long enough that I'm starting to wonder if something is broken on the site and nobody is complaining and then a bunch of orders all come in on the same day.

The cat is mashing her face into a pillow.