another good one I've heard:
He's making a list
He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice
Santa Claus is in contravention of article 5 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679
The last time a company wanted to hire me for something similar there were 2 things that they never wanted to go into specifics on: defining a project scope and financial compensation. Needless to say, that project never went anywhere (no, I'm not going to build you something custom that you're going to lock up as proprietary technology while not getting paid to do the work).
My main paying side job right now is going well. So far the client hasn't gotten spooked at any of the "here's stuff I don't know", "here are areas where you probably want to bring in someone else to work with me because I lack these skills", or "here's how much money I want". They're providing useful feedback but not micromanaging and we seem to be on the same page regarding what the deliverables should be for something that's interesting for me to work on.
I've pretty much decided to start up my own #peertube instance. Now I just need to decide when I want to start paying for the server. I think I'll start by putting together some new videos, so when those are ready might be a good time.
If you're interested in more on how I figure out how to roast different coffees, I have a little series of case studies on this video playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPTTFznZ65M-lSNokmiP2uByEoTZAg4oI
If I don't find what I want, I'll at least have a good idea of the approximate roast level that I want and enough information to decide how I want to approach a 2nd batch roasted with different time to milestone parameters (that is, taking some portion of the roast and going through that faster or slower), pulling samples from that batch in a narrower range, repeating as needed until I'm satisfied with the results.
In this case I expect that I'll want something that is on the lighter side of what I'd consider a medium roast or lighter, so most of these samples are pre-2nd crack, but taken above the temperature where coffee is invariably grassy. That consideration is going to be different for every coffee based on how pre-purchase samples performed, the intended use of that coffee, and how I envision fitting this into a product line.
Author of Typica software for coffee roasters.