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My sister bought wrapping paper with sloths on it.

Credit union keeps trying to sell me accidental death and dismemberment insurance. I live alone with a cat. The cat is not going to be able to navigate the claims process.

Sadly, it's just not practical to expect everybody to write their own software.

It's almost closing time. I don't think the coffee delivery is really happening today.

Every time someone asks me for technical support I'm reminded of reasons I don't use whatever garbage they're asking for help with.

Today's coffee has not been delivered within its delivery window. It seemed weird that they wanted such a small window on the same date so maybe there was some miscommunication from staff.

The light up promotional pen that some random company sent in the hopes that I'd buy more no longer lights up. There's no obvious way to open the pen to see about replacing a battery. The light feature did not last very long so I think not buying these to give out was the right decision.

Why do cats love the taste of chlorine bleach?

The closer I get to finishing up my coffee roasting book the more I'm glad that this is going to be a thing that exists. I spent a lot of time hoping someone else would write it so I could just recommend that instead of needing to do the work myself, but there are a few books for the coffee industry that ought to exist that don't seem to and nobody qualified seems to be working on them (I know at least half a dozen people who should write roasting books and only one of them has).

Accidentally left my phone at home so if anybody is trying to call me (unlikely), sorry, but you probably already know that I prefer email.

Local retired Santa stopped by for a chat, is still doing Santa despite that retirement. I used to keep his suit at the shop.

@tsturm @Taweret

I wonder if someone sells a novelty nativity set with baby Kahless, and a targ instead of a sheep.

Looks like it's time to check the humidifier settings. The cat is giving me little static zaps.

Wotan has a new sleeping spot. Which means he'll be on this chair approx 23 hours a day for the next ten days or so, the amount of time it takes him to get tired of a spot

If you always have a sale, it's about the same as never having a sale but with more work and increased risk of running afoul of laws regulating what you can call a sale. Maybe just sell good products at fair prices?

Found a chunk of metal (looks like part of a Christmas decoration) in my lunch today. Glad I noticed that before I swallowed it. It looks like it could have done some damage.

supes excited to let you all know that @Gargron has released some tasty deets for the next mastodon update, 2.6.2!

the big thing that is changing is ALL avatars will be irrevocably changed to your cat. This can be updated, but only to other cats. if you do not have a cat, one will be assigned to you.

if you, for some reason, DO NOT want to participate in this incredible change, please send a signed Las Vegas greeting card to mastodon directly at:

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