Today in passive agressive, changed the lock on my front door because my mother can't understand that I don't want her letting herself in whenever she wants despite my telling her that repeatedly. It always freaks the cat out when I'm not there and her idea of cleaning is my idea of moving stuff away from where I know it is to somewhere she won't remember or throwing away still perfectly good food I wanted to eat.
A description of cartoon characters dying in a funny fashion
In the original pitch for one of my favorite Simpsons episodes, itchy scratchy and poochie, poochie was unlikable not because he was what adults thought were cool, but because he was a rich asshole.
and the description of the first episode he's in sounds like something some of y'all would come up with
Sent out a bunch of IKAWA profiles for students in yesterday's class. I had 16 of those for a variation on the workshop done with that roaster, 8 batches that go from light to dark roasts then 2 batches with timing variations (faster and slower) for while the coffee is yellow, brown, between cracks, and beyond 2nd crack.
Author of Typica software for coffee roasters.