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me: *has cat allergies*
cat: Oh no, you're not feeling well. Let me give you extra hugs.

Allergy pills obtained in preparation for not leaving the house and having extra contact with the cat tomorrow.

Roasting the last of my limited edition Peruvian coffee. Will remove it from the web site later today, so now is the last chance to buy some of that before it's gone forever.

wilsonscoffee.com

disgaea 4 spoilers 

I've just realized that Fuka from Disgaea 4 is basically Jesus. (she dies, conquers hell, returns to Earth, ascends to heaven) Does that make Disgaea 4 appropriate Christmas entertainment?

People keep buying all the chai so I'm cooking up another batch of chai.

THANK YOU to the kitchen robots who help me make food and clean up while being a busy programmer person

thank you dishwasher, thank you electric pressure cooker, thank you food processor...

Thank a robot, all they want is thanks and electricity

I tend to get really great service from shops, sometimes even discounts that aren't generally available. Why? Because I use a few simple tricks for being a great customer.

1. If there's a menu, look at it and use words that exist on that menu.
2. If I've been there before, present all the information needed to produce the correct outcome in the order they want that information at a pace that they can process it.
3. Please, thank you, don't invite them to come to my place and get naked.

I shouldn't need to say this, but apparently I need to say this: Yelling at your barista will not make the postal service deliver first class mail any faster. When you put a stamp on an envelope and drop it in a mailbox, you don't get a tracking number that can be used to get a delivery estimate and yelling at your barista will not change that fact. If you are unsatisfied with the quality of mail service, do not direct your outrage at your barista. Take it up with your congress peeps.

All of today's outgoing packages contain Holiday Blend coffee. It's not a promotional special, that's just what customers ordered.

Opened the bag of tree/snowman/spacekook candies. The cat is interested in how that smells.

Ordered more carry out cups and lids. The next shipment of lids will be pink because they were sold out of black lids and white lids and the remaining non-pink options were more expensive. This might upset one firefighter who several years ago accidentally ordered a pink beverage and said it was delicious, but that he could never order it again because I guess fire fighters aren't allowed to like things that are pink. :cirnoShrug:

Tried to buy groceries but new road construction turned the intersection I needed to turn left on into a right turn only so I hit a drive through instead.

Apparently Space Kook is just upside down Santa (or is Santa upside down Space Kook?)

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Was given some Christmas candies. The assortment included red blobs that when viewed one way are Santa heads and when rotated become the head of Scooby Doo villain Space Kook.

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