Intentionally destroyed a low security lock because if my staff really wanted to steal liquid soap there are easier ways for them to do that than getting it from the wall mounted dispensers (plus they'd need to know where the "key" is anyway so it's not like this would have been doing anything except making refilling the dispenser harder).
“Just wait” as a problem-solving strategy is very effectively reinforced by US Midwestern summer storms. You could go outside right now and get your face abraded off by rain and wind or you could wait 30 minutes and enjoy a spot or two of sunshine, and if you’re trying to go somewhere else you’re likely to arrive at the same time regardless of which one you choose.
Stalled on trying to pay the medical bill because the bill that showed up in the mail was for twice as much as what the insurance company said I should pay and I was hoping they'd send a corrected bill (that didn't happen). Their online pay has the correct amount, though, so I guess they're only trying to defraud people who want to send a check in the mail.
One of my suppliers is aware of the issue that prevented me from placing an order yesterday and followed up to see if I wanted them to process the order the web site rejected (I do). Unfortunately, I was also able to shoot down their (admittedly reasonable first guess) hypothesis of what went wrong. My guess at this point is their payment processor screwed something up and doesn't want to admit it, but it's also not my job to fix their web site.
Told a chemistry student that I could get him some samples he'd need for a project. He still needs to sort out the specifics of his experimental design, but he'll be in touch once he's ready to start doing the analysis. My condition for providing the samples and presumably some work space was that he needs to send me a copy of the paper once it's done (not for any editorial reason, just personal and professional curiosity).
Service is back up. The server claims that it was running fine the whole time so this was probably a network issue at the data center and not anything that I messed up (unless you want to count not having some kind of fail over to a different data center set up, but I don't have the budget or an honest business case to justify the budget for that).
It reminds me of when my family got our first dial up Internet account and the ISP wanted to just email us the settings we would need to set up the computer to be able to do things like dial in and receive the email. (We were able to get them to realize that this obviously wouldn't work and got them to print the info out on paper.)
Author of Typica software for coffee roasters.