Neal Wilson ✅ @neal@social.typica.us

Today in passive agressive, changed the lock on my front door because my mother can't understand that I don't want her letting herself in whenever she wants despite my telling her that repeatedly. It always freaks the cat out when I'm not there and her idea of cleaning is my idea of moving stuff away from where I know it is to somewhere she won't remember or throwing away still perfectly good food I wanted to eat.

Cleaned inside a keyboard this morning. It was pretty bad.

@clarjon1 phaser, federation issue

Good month for video royalties from Amazon. 13 cents.

The phone gets really hot when the cat sleeps on it while it's charging. I should probably not let her do that.

candy corn on the cob

@federicomena @gnomon I'm pretty sure that my sewing machine used to be owned by my grandmother, but it still works.

I need a hug. Fortunately, I live with a cat that likes hugs.

Had to reply to a customer's email that the product they wanted me to recommend is not something that actually exists.

My laptop bag has been working on falling apart for a while now and I think it's about time to replace that. I like the fabric on the current one, though, so I should try to pull the stitches and see about turning it into other stuff once I have a replacement.

Someone left a book at the shop (we have a shelf where people can abandon their books or freely take books others have left behind) featuring one of the Internet's celebrity cats and it's a little sad because I know that particular cat is dead.

@stux There's a business a couple blocks away from mine that gets hit surprisingly often. Drunk speeding driver misses the turn, plows right through. I'm amazed there's not some kind of barrier there by now but they just keep on rebuilding the front just like they've been doing for the past few decades of this being a problem.

@mike Do we know that this isn't what the Bynar's native language was?

Having more wine with a cat on the label.