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On the way home from work today I saw an oncoming vehicle going about 20mph over the speed limit with a big hyper dog climbing up above the driver's shoulders. That was scary and I hope they got where they were going without killing someone in a car wreck.

Still no reply about whether they want the soy sauce back. I don't think I've ever had soy sauce in a coffee before. Soy sauce latte? The stuff is in 6ml packets so I'd rather not subject my staff to needing to open a bunch of those.

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Today's delivery is part 2 of an order that partially arrived yesterday. I got everything that was on the order, but also a case of "less sodium" soy sauce packets which I certainly would not have ordered.

There were three samples. The first was not a bad coffee, just one with an extremely common flavor profile. I can get something equivalent from pretty much anybody selling coffee from that country. The second had quite a few red flags that warn me away from it. It's the sort of coffee that less experienced tasters might think are really good when evaluating a sample but then discover it's kind of nasty in production. The third one lacked dry fragrance, but everything else was fantastic.

Last night I sent an email to someone who sent me some coffee samples. Oddly, the reply didn't come with a sales pitch for the one coffee that I said was exceptionally good. I took a while to bother running the samples through the roaster on account of the prevalence of physical defects on the coffees I enjoyed less so maybe they already sold it all (plus it's not like I asked about pricing and such since I already work with too many suppliers, which I mentioned before he sent the samples).

How did I not notice that weird touhou racing game got a US Playstation release?

me: *trying to sort through today's mail*
cat (screaming): WHY ARE YOU NOT HUGGING THE CAT RIGHT NOW!?

(she calms down once she's had some hugs time)

I asked the cat if she was good while I was at work and she answered no, so now I need to figure out what she did.

Someone is trying to make a coffee delivery. Hopefully they're able to navigate the road construction that their GPS wanted to send them through. (I suggested a better route, but they weren't able to find the streets on their map so...)

PSA: every "X the Y" character name can be improved by turning it into "X McY"

Sonic McHedgehog
Spyro McDragon
etc.

cat: look at me, I've got stuff on my face and I can't get it off.
cat: oh, you want to help? let me give you a tour of the house first.

I'm not sure why the cat thinks my elbow is a good pillow.

@The_Quantum_Alpha@mstdn.social The first three calls to printf() are missing a leading space. I'd give it a B-.

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