"Well, traveler, you have bested my traps, solved my riddles, and defeated my guardians. What is it you seek from me!"
"Package for you."
"I... what?"
"Package for you. Sign here, please."
BTW, threatening to sue former clients when there's absolutely no plausible basis for a suit is a great way to convince someone that they made the right choice to no longer do business with you.
I don't know how this is in parts of the country where there are more places with espresso machines, but in my corner of Wisconsin service techs start out great and then go insane. I had one who just suddenly dropped completely off the map (fled the country it turns out) without telling any of their clients. Another one started messing with brewer settings inappropriately. There was the one who threatened to sue me when I told him we no longer required his services.
(the AP and internal services came up much faster, but the connection out to the rest of the Internet took a little longer)
What would it be like if machine intelligences of the far future tried to recreate tea?
This may be the most wandering.shop experiment I've ever done.
https://aiweirdness.com/post/186235675877/this-is-what-tea-will-be-like-in-the-simulation
Apparently birdsite got rid of the fail whale and people want it back. I'd like to remind everybody of the original fail whale. https://bubblebobble.fandom.com/wiki/Skel-Monsta
Author of Typica software for coffee roasters.