Neal Wilson ✅ @neal@social.typica.us

Tonight in Spiral Abyss floor 9 chamber 2 second half, my Klee has returned to being my top single attack damage dealer, using a charged attack to deal 102,946 melt damage evenly split between a couple fatui (four star weapon and her artifacts aren't even fully levelled yet). Started her burst attack immediately after to get this image. Appropriate since nobody in the game knows more about punishment than Klee (since she spends so much time being grounded for fish blasting and whatnot).

Lawyer: I'm not a cat.
Video: *clearly shows a talking cat*

https://apnews.com/article/video-texas-lawyer-zoom-cat-filter-9213ff8d16da48d0b71ff55cd29beff6

Calming down the cat with belly rubs.

If you're writing something and it's ambiguous whether BLM is Black Lives Matter or Bureau of Land Management, please consider spelling it out (you probably also need a rewrite or the help of an editor).

relax-o-cat

Today I got a strange text message from an unknown number advertising a free online comedy class with absolutely no information that would help me attend that had I been interested in doing so.

Xiao banner: *gives Diluc*
Qiqi: Let's go somewhere cooler.

https://video.typica.us/videos/watch/9b56b667-ee78-4045-b572-8e9f6bc8fc21

Me: Can I have Xiao?
Wallet: We have Xiao at home.
Xiao at home:

https://video.typica.us/videos/watch/2fa1475e-6c6b-4b6c-a2d1-bc71367d3e78

It's almost as if the "My Precious" achievement wasn't really designed with an overbuilt max level character with a long duration huge area of effect damage ability in mind. (I fire a few charged shots but none of them hit anything because all the enemies die before I can aim at them)

https://video.typica.us/videos/watch/1b5f55a9-ab78-424e-bde7-6d797309b96b

For those who can't tell what's going on, Klee's elemental skill, Jumpy Dumpty bounces right through the boss, leaving behind a minefield on the other side (the boss blocks it from view, but trust me, it's there). When the boss does its next attack it runs its flower head weak point right into those mines, taking pyro AoE damage, making the boss vulnerable and popping a recently added achievement.

Klee can help.

https://video.typica.us/videos/watch/87029636-7606-4d69-ac9d-8a15171ad798

Goat Vs. Robot

https://video.typica.us/videos/watch/2de9ea59-04e3-49a2-8913-3cff6d886d52

Do you want me to do the quest or not, Lan?

Sheltering from the rain. #GenshinImpact #Cocogoat

When do we get to ride the Ruin Guards? #GenshinImpact

Qiqi showing off her new sword. #GenshinImpact

What does the cat do if she gets stuck to something when I'm not home? She must figure it out instead of just asking me to detach her.

Tonight's co-op guest was a Childe/Bennett to go with my Ganyu/Qiqi (Qiqi sometimes replaced with Klee). We were both just killing time but they helped me get a few chests that I hadn't found yet and I got the achievement for co-oping a pyro regisvine even though I don't think either of us took the reward for that. They seemed like a pretty good player and the whole thing was just wholesome chill. #GenshinImpact

There's a cat on me.